1st Miracle [Video/Action for peeps in New Bark]

[martyrofbread]

[So, you guys troubled that you ended up in an unknown world?

Well, too bad, because Jesus here doesn't seem to mind. In fact, he's way too excited as he rummages through his newly acquired bag and is even more stoked when he finds out that he has a Pokémon of his own.

Quite quickly, he releases the creature from its pokéball.

Wait...

Is that...?

OH YEAH IT IS! THAT'S A PORYGON! THAT'S AWESOME! He certainly hs to tell EVERYONE that he got a super cool Pokémon! So he turns on his communicator, all smiles.]

Hey, hm, everyone, I don't know how I ended up here, but I got me one of those! [Smiling, Jesus picks up his Porygon and pretty much 'shoves' its face in the Pokégear screen.]

These are so cool! I can't believe I got one so easily! I heard they are quite rare to come by and to get one just like that is quite awesome!

Ah, also... [He puts the Porygon down on the ground and opens up his backpack, pulling out a piece of clothing from inside of it.]

I also got me these really beautiful Shinto clothes! I think I'm going to wear it at special occasions! It looks so high quality and I can't wait to try it on! [He puts the garments away. Being the biggest weaaboo ever, Jesus is quite happy that he got traditional Japanese clothes.]

Well, I don’t know why I was brought here, but looks like it’ll be a fun experience! I better start walking at once! [He waves at the camera and cuts the feed. He'll be hanging around New Bark for a while, still getting used to his new surroundings and looking at all the stuff inside his bag, with Porygon by his side. Nope. not putting it on the Pokéball yet.]


(( ooc: Watch me be lazy and recycle my sample post. By the way, if you guys want to contact me via plurk, I'm ukiby3000 there (totally forgot to mention this on my OOC intro... ))

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[riastrad-ridire.livejournal.com]

Well damn, you're pretty cheerful for a newcomer.

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

Hm... I am?

Well, I admit this is weird, but it's also really exciting to be in a place like this!

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[fulcrumania.livejournal.com]

Eh...

[fulcrumania.livejournal.com]

Ah, y-you're-- !!

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[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

Yes, those Porygon are rare, aru. You must be very lucky if you got one for a starter.

[There's something in the very back of his head, a nagging thought. The thorns threw him off even more.]

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

From what I heard, you can only get these at those Game Corner places, and you need lots of coins too.

[He smiles warmly, looking at Porygon.]

I don't really know its powers, but I guess I'll be finding out soon.

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[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

... What the hell is that supposed to be. [ It's stupid and blocky how are they rare. ] Some kind of duck Pokémon?

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

I... I-m not sure what they are but... They look kind of cool.

I mean, they are made by computers or something. It's really something, don't you think? [Jesus knowledge about Pokémon is a little bit rusty, OK???]

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[nasa-dreams.livejournal.com]

[Danny has no idea who you are. The only one with a confirmed religion in his canon is his Jewish GF. ANYWAY.]

Wow. You're like, the first guy not to freak out waking up here.

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

Oh? Is that so?

Well, I have to admit is strange that I found myself here but... I can't really complain. I mean, it's really cool being dragged to a place like this. [Jesus, aren't you, like, forgetting that you are needed back home or something?]

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[usedscratch.livejournal.com]

Myan? Why does Chi feel....like Chi knows you?

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

[Now that's some cute Meowth costume right there... Wait, no, focus.]

Anh? You do? [Looks at her.] I... don't think I ever saw you though.

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

I've never quite figured out how those creatures are alive, but the one that I know of has a mischievous streak. You might want to keep an eye on yours.



Have we met before?

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

Mischievous you say? [He looks at it. His seems harmless enough, but then again he just 'met' it...]

Hm? I... don't think so? [Jesus takes a long and hard look at France but... Nope. Nothing comes to his mind.]

[Video]

[babel_hacker]

[As a fellow Porygon trainer, Atsuro feel like he have to comment.]

Porygons are pretty awesome! Just make sure yours is a nice one.

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

A nice one?

...

That means it can be bad?? [Wait, no, he doesn't want to to hang around with a troublesome Pokémon!]

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[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{JUST.... STARING FOREVER.}

Muh-My Lord?!

{She was a Catholic when she was alive and Jesus is on her 'Gear THE WORLD IS ENDINGGGGG!!!}

{Video 2/2} I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, JUST SAIYAN

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

{And then she bows to him because what else are you supposed to do when the Son of God appears in Johto?}

C-Congratulations on your Pokemon of choice, Lord.

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[redeyesforpride.livejournal.com]

Such a rare pokemon~ [ The girl over here smirks a bit. ]

I'm curious, who are you? I feel like I know you.

[Video] Oh hello =3c

[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

[OK, what's up with all these people feeling like they know him or recognizing him on the spot? He thought religions didn't exist in the world of Pokémon and that he was 'on the clear'.]

Anh, me?

I'm just a regular guy, really. My name's Jessie. [Çeast creative name EVER.]

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[buttpinched.livejournal.com]

[ OH, HE KNOWS THAT ONE. THE SS VAN DINE'S ORGANIZATION IS IN HEAVEN... HO HO HO... ]

Hn. Jesus Christ.

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

AH!

How... I mean...

That was... pretty fast... [He isn't even going to bother trying to hide his identity at this point.]

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[brightshielding.livejournal.com]

[you look so happy he can't help but be happy for you too]

Congratulations on your new stuff, mister!

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

Ah, thanks!

This place is really interesting. I mean, I don't really know how I ended up here, but I guess that the least I can do is get the most out of it, right?

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[k9tantei.livejournal.com]

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Uh - congrats? Y'don't see those around real often at all...

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

[Sorry for all the mess he made inside of your brain. H'll try to make up for it, really!]

I imagine they aren't all that common.

They are hard to find. Not to mention that I think people don't like their looks all that much. [From what Jesus knows, people always seem to go for cute or intimidating Pokémon, and Porygon is neither.]

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[darkenedgales]

Heh, at least you're enthusiastic!

[Future Japan does have Catholicism I think, but has this guy ever cared about things like religion? Noooooot really.]

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

Well, even if I don't know how I ended up here, I guess that freaking out isn't really going to send me back, right?

[At least Jesus here doesn't have to worry about Crow recognizing him... Like many others.]

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[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

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[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

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[shiromadoushi]

[[totally oblivious to who this even is]]

Heeeh, that is a pretty nice outfit to get!

And it is a lot of fun! [[so happy to have someone else be just as enthusiastic as he was on arrival!]] Just like being in a video game!

[Video] This reminds me that my first choice for application here on Route was Weevil...

[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

Ah! Yes! It feels like we are living a video game life and, well, how many times do you have the opportunity to go through such an experience, right? [Jesus is also pretty excited that someone is as enthusiastic as him.

And is glad that someone, finally, isn't questioning who he is or getting weird vibes from him.]

PLACEHOLDER VIDEO BUT. I HAD TO I'M SORRY.

[chargebeamed.livejournal.com]

[... you have to be shitting him. there's no fucking way jesus christ ends up in this place. He's not even paying attention to what you're saying. Sorry. Goddamnit.

No offense here, but Travis is face palming a little here. Partially because he's still kind of unsure that he's not totally high right now and imagining this.]

Jesus fucking Christ.

[On so many levels.]

BEST PLACEHOLDER VIDEO, HANDS DOWN

[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

[It's OK. Not paying attention to what Jesus says, at least sometimes, is a good thing.

And WHY ARE PEOPLE BEING SO FAST WHEN IT COMES TO RECOGNIZING HIM??? That didn't happen back home...]

Ah... Guilty...? [He doesn't even know how to answer to that. He's just awkwardly smile and feel embarrassed.]

[video] HIATUS WHAT HIATUS

[usedfuryswipes.livejournal.com]

[Well you're excited. It's kinda infectious.

The crown of thorns is weird, though. I mean, thorns are sharp and all that, and it definitely gives off a feeling of familiarity.

...what, he was raised in a church. Despite the strangeness though, Ken doesn't quite realize who he's talking to.]

Man, you're excited.

[Video] I DON'T SEE ANY HIATUS

[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't really help it. This place does look like it's a lot of fun.

[Here's hoping you don't put 2 and 2 together, but Jesus is, right now, at a point where being recognized isn't as shocking, so yeah... Thank the other over 9,000 people who already recognized him on the spot.]

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[redbelltolls.livejournal.com]

...is that supposed to be a duck?

[ Squint. ]

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

Well... I'm not sure if it's supposed to resemble any animal in particular but...

[Takes a second look at Porygon.]

He does resemble a duck.

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[tower-trapped.livejournal.com]

[Rapunzel has no idea who you are, but she does know one thing for sure.]

...Don't those thorns hurt your head?

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

[Oh no, not again... At least she isn't asking him why he's wearing it.]

Not really. Sometimes I even forget it's there. [And this is actually true.]

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[parkour]

You're taking this rather well. How refreshing!

[Have a bright smile.]

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

To be honest, I don't see why I should fret all that much. I mean, I'm not really sure how I ended up here, but based on what I'm seeing, this place looks quite fun.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[She's just... squinting... at her screen.]

[What the hell? Did this guy SERIOUSLY show up dressed like Jesus?]

[... Okay, whatever floats peoples' boats. Halloween just ended, so maybe he got yoinked from the middle of a costume party or something.]</sub>

You seem cheerful.

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

[He's actually glad you are assuming this is just a costume! Less things for him to justify and explain.]

Well, why shouldn't I be?

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[backinthehole.livejournal.com]

Ah, y-you seem to be taking it well . . . !

*For some reason, she finds herself unable to be scared of this guy . . .*

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[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess there's no point in fretting. I'm already here, so, I guess it'll be hard going against it now.

[voice] I-I'M HERE...

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

... Sir, are you aware that you have thorns digging into your forehead?

[Voice] YAY!!! ... I mean, it was about time!

[martyrofbread.livejournal.com]

Hm?

Ah, yes, hm, I'm aware. [Sure he sometimes forget they are even there, since they don't hurt or anything...]