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[So, you guys troubled that you ended up in an unknown world?

Well, too bad, because Jesus here doesn't seem to mind. In fact, he's way too excited as he rummages through his newly acquired bag and is even more stoked when he finds out that he has a Pokémon of his own.

Quite quickly, he releases the creature from its pokéball.

Wait...

Is that...?

OH YEAH IT IS! THAT'S A PORYGON! THAT'S AWESOME! He certainly hs to tell EVERYONE that he got a super cool Pokémon! So he turns on his communicator, all smiles.]


Hey, hm, everyone, I don't know how I ended up here, but I got me one of those! [Smiling, Jesus picks up his Porygon and pretty much 'shoves' its face in the Pokégear screen.]

These are so cool! I can't believe I got one so easily! I heard they are quite rare to come by and to get one just like that is quite awesome!

Ah, also... [He puts the Porygon down on the ground and opens up his backpack, pulling out a piece of clothing from inside of it.]

I also got me these really beautiful Shinto clothes! I think I'm going to wear it at special occasions! It looks so high quality and I can't wait to try it on! [He puts the garments away. Being the biggest weaaboo ever, Jesus is quite happy that he got traditional Japanese clothes.]

Well, I don’t know why I was brought here, but looks like it’ll be a fun experience! I better start walking at once! [He waves at the camera and cuts the feed. He'll be hanging around New Bark for a while, still getting used to his new surroundings and looking at all the stuff inside his bag, with Porygon by his side. Nope. not putting it on the Pokéball yet.]


(( ooc: Watch me be lazy and recycle my sample post. By the way, if you guys want to contact me via plurk, I'm ukiby3000 there (totally forgot to mention this on my OOC intro... ))

[Video]

Date: 2011-11-03 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] martyrofbread.livejournal.com
[So, that question didn't totally catch him off guard.

Oh God, what is he going to answer to that. No one ever asked him about those so he never thought about a good reason for them aside from the obvious!

What now??? WHAT NOW???]


O-Oh... these? [Points at them.] This is, anh...

A... fashion statement...? [he doesn't even know what he's saying. Really.]

[Video]

Date: 2011-11-03 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
But aren't they painful?

[Video]

Date: 2011-11-04 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] martyrofbread.livejournal.com
A-actually, no. [This is truth.]

Bu-but why does it matter, right? [Insert nervous laughter here.]

[Video]

Date: 2011-11-07 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
Why are you getting so nervous over a simple question?

[He's just full of questions today, but seriously... why was this person acting so tense. And why was that thought in the depths of his mind still bothering him?]

[Video]

Date: 2011-11-09 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] martyrofbread.livejournal.com
If I say that's because I don't really have an answer to your question, would you believe it?

[Jesus, stop. You are failing all around...]

[Video]

Date: 2011-11-11 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
No, but as long as those thorns don't hurt your head, then I suppose that's all that matters, aru.

[China will leave it alone for now, though the voice in his mind is still prodding at him.]

What is your name?

[Video]

Date: 2011-11-12 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] martyrofbread.livejournal.com
Ah, well, they don't. [Unless he gets extremelly pressured or indecisive. Then he starts bleeding from those and it isn't pretty.]

I'm Jessie. What's yours? [He sounds relieved that they are changing subjects.]

[Video]

Date: 2011-11-12 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
Wang Yao, and I come from China. Pleased to meet you, aru.

[Video]

Date: 2011-11-13 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] martyrofbread.livejournal.com
Ah, before getting dragged to this place, I was living on Japan.

I imagine China is a really great place to visit! [Will do it when he goes back home.]

[Video]

Date: 2011-11-13 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
Oh? Were you an immigrant in Japan? [Because no offense, but you do not look Asian.]

You should, aru! [Give him your tourist money.] The food is so rich and delicious, the sights are beautiful, the cities are filled with shopping centers, and the Great Wall is a must-see!

[Video]

Date: 2011-11-13 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] martyrofbread.livejournal.com
Well, you can say that. [And he knows it, so no offense taken.]

I bet the Great Wall is quite the sight! When I go back home, me and my friend really need to go there!

... I'm not sure if he'll agree on that though. [Because dragging Buddha to China is the WORST IDEA EVER.]

[Video]

Date: 2011-11-13 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
It is, it is! It's a nice place to take a stroll too, aru.

[At least it is now, back in the day people were usually up there to look out for enemies.]

Why is that?

[Video]

Date: 2011-11-20 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] martyrofbread.livejournal.com
We-well, he resembles Buddha a little and this leads to a lot of misunderstandings and whatnot, so I don't think China is the best place to take him. [They have enough problems while in Japan...]

[Video]

Date: 2011-11-24 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
Buddha, you say? No wonder.

...Come to think of it... [This prodding of his mind is really beginning to annoy him.] You resemble a person that I might have seen somewhere, aru.

[Better be thankful he's not religious, or else he would have gotten the catch right away.]

[Video] Time to use my canon powers!

Date: 2011-11-30 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] martyrofbread.livejournal.com
Ah, are you familiar with the actor Johnny Depp? Some girls once said I resemble him. [And this is actually truth. He's not making it up.]

[Video] \o/

Date: 2011-12-17 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
Johnny Depp? Is that the one from--what is it called?--Pirates of the Caribbean?

[He only knows about the movie because America made him and others watch a whole bunch of Disney movies at one of his parties.]

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